Monday, 4 July 2016

ChiDynma



ChiDynma Aka Chee



ChiDynma


Sis

The number Six is pronounced Seex.
 
 
I have good news for you, there's sis. 
 
 
Sis, sisteen, tweny - sis, tai - sis, four - e - sis, fity - sis, city - sis, senty - sis, a - tee - sis, nine - thy - sis. 


Thank God.

When He Is In Love With Adanma

"Adanma yeah
kwa m bene kwa m bene m beh
Di gi oh yeah eehhh
kwa m bene kwa m bene m beh"
 
 
 
"Why you bu****** me last night
You no dey talk about ntu oyiiii
You no dey talk about ntu okuuuu
Adanma why why
Adanma why why
Adanma why why why why why . . ."



 
Is this Flavour's response to the previous "Adanma" songs?
 
 
Please visit YOUTUBE to view and listen to Flavour's "Adanma" song. 


Thanks.

Wedding Invitation Card

In the Nigerian churches, the Pastors preach, make your confessions. 


They advise you to confess for things you want them to happen in your lives. 


Like owning your own homes, having fulfilling careers, being able to give to the churches in tithes and offerings consistently. 


Using the scripture, "Calling those things that be not as though they were."
 
 
 
My confession is My Wedding Invitation Card.  I have designed My Wedding Invitation Card in confession. 


Here it is:
 
 
 
The Families of Atuanya and the Families of ______________________________ invites you to the wedding solemnization of their daughter Ifeyinwa Atuanya and their son ______________________ at ____________________________.  Time:  10:00 AM.  Reception is at ________________________.  Strictly By Invitation.
 
 
 
 
So in accordance with the Pastors advice, Ifeyinwa Atuanya will be confessing everyday on the My designed Wedding Invitation Card, until it becomes My reality.



'Ana m achokwa Di'. 

Names Of Igbo People That Are In Love

In every race, country, tribe, you find people that are in love. 


People that are in love have names given to them by their parents or the State. 
 
 
In Igbo Land, you have the common Igbo names. 


Generally, the names could be a coincidence, or they are in love and they happen to have names. 
 
 
Naming the names of the Igbo people that are in love today, I would have to research on names of Yoruba and Hausa people that are in love.
 
 
Names of Igbo people that are in love:
 
 
- Emeka and Ngozi.
 
- Ositadinma and Uzoma.
 
- Chinwe and Obinna.
 
- Ikenna and Ogonna.
 
- Chike and Adanna.
 
- Obiora and Ogechukwu.
 
- Chineze and Ikechukwu.
 
- Adaobi and Tobechukwu.
 
- Okwuii and Chika.
 
- Uzoamaka and Uchenna.
 
- Obioma and Egooyibo.
 
- Nneoma and Chinedu.
 
- Ifeanyi and Ifeyinwa.
 
- Onukwube and Chiokwe.
 
- Chukwuebuka and Oluebubechukwu.
 
-  Chukwunonso and Chinoyelum.
 
- Ogochukwu and Tochukwu.
 
- Onochie and Chinazaekpere.
 
- Adaora and Okechukwu.
 
- Ebelechukwu and Chike.
 
- Eberechukwu and Uchechukwu.
 
- Nkemdilim and Uzodinma.
 
- Nwakaego and Irunna.
 
- Adanne and Nnayelugo.
 
- Chidozie and Adaeze.
 
- Ifeoma and Olisa.
 
- Nkemjika and Elobuike.
 
- Onyekachi and Elochukwu.
 
- Onyebuchi and Chinma.
 
- Ekwutosi and Ndubuisi.
 
- Azubike and Azukaego.
 
- Chigozie and Chukwudubem.


Chivalry Is Missing

The days are long gone when he writes a letter to she, and the main contents of the letter will be "I love you pass my mama." 


And means it.
 
 
When he will wait for many hours outside to see she, just because her parents wouldn't let her outside to meet her beloved
 
 
When they don't have to wear matching outfits to prove their love because their love is clear for all to see. 
 
 
 
When they study for their exams together, to pass together and go to the same University together.
 
 
 
When he will take out to a nice restaurant to eat to her heart's satisfaction.


Using his "pocket money," to show his love and admiration for her. 


Her friends will laugh at her because he doesn't have money. 


But she will tell her friends, "don't worry, he has potential."
 
 
Sometimes, he may have a job as a clerk at the Ministry, but it's okay, he's in love.


All dressed in shirt and trousers, including a knotted tie, coming to see her in his father's old Volkswagen, when her friends are expecting a Mercedes Benz.
 
 
When he will land a big contract, building their first house, to be married and having their baby. 


And everyone will tell their story around their family table because he understands Chivalry.
 
 
But now, life is different because Chivalry Is Missing.

When S Becomes Ch

The Alphabet S is pronounced sss. 

 

 

Some people find it difficult to pronounce, so they say, ch, instead of sss. 

 

 

For example:




 
Sense = Chench.

Saw = Chaw.

Seen = Cheen.

Suppose = Chuppose.

Suddenly = Chuddenly.

Sextuplets = Chextuplets.

Shut Up = Chut Up.

Skewer = Chkewer.

Sum Up = Chum Up.

Sinner = Chinner.

Suit Up = Chuit Up.

Situations = Chituations.

 

This  Ch is not prounounced Kee, but Ch as in Chair. 


 

Stand = Chand.

Stunned = Chunned.
 
Stupid = Chupid.
 
Severance = Cheverance.
 
Sex of the baby = Chex of the baby.
 
Embarrassing = Embarraching.
 
 

 

With all the ssssssss


 
 
 

It could be a speech problem, they may see a Speech Therapist.